I played The Last Of Us - Left Behind. It was cool! Way cooler than I expected. Well, at first I almost forgot how to control the game like how to kill those zombies or how to collect stuff.

But I found myself laughing at them about the jokes. The pun book where they were reading. If you ever played this game, you will realize that The Last Of Us is the best game in the video game history. 

1. What did the triangle say to the circle? You're so pointless.

2. What did the cannibal get when they showed up to the party late? A cold shoulder.

3. I heard two peanuts walking into a park. One was as-salted.

4. A boiled egg in the morning is really hard to beat.

5. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity, and it's impossible to put down.

6. It's not that the guy didn't know how to juggle,he didn't just have the balls to do it.

7. I'm glad I know sign language. It's become quite handy.

8. I forgot how to throw a boomerang, but it came back to me.

9. When a clock is hungry, it goes back FOR seconds

10. I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes.

11. When the power went out at the school, the children were de-lighted.

12. Those fish were shy, The were obviously coy.

13. Those to men drinking acid will soon be charged.

14. What is the pirates favorite letter? 'R' or 'C'.

15. The midget psychic escaped prison. He was a small medium at large. 

16. Newspaper headline reads: Cartoonist found dead at home. Details are sketchy.

17. The magician got frustrated and pulled his hare out. 

18. The frustrated cannibal threw up his hands.

19. A criminal's best asset is his lie - ability

20.  I dont have a faintest idea as to why I passed out.

21. I heard about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda. He's lucky it was a soft drink.

22. There was once crossed-eyed teacher who has issues with controlling his pupils.

23. Diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your genes.

THE LAST OF US: LEFT BEHIND - Jokes List THE LAST OF US: LEFT BEHIND - Jokes List Reviewed by on March 02, 2014 Rating: 5

1 comment:

  1. never played the game but i really loved the cinematics on youtube. i'd play for the storyline anyways.


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